Stella's 5th Birthday

If Stella Levy was with me at Doral, she'd be having a great birthday dinner from Donald Trump's "Pamper Your Pet" room service menu (I'm not making this up). A bottle of Fiji water, roasted sirloin with brown rice & an organic Big Woof bone for dessert. That would set me back $61 including tax, service & delivery charges! Hopefully grandma is pampering Stella on her special day.

Stella would probably like the Calm Aromatic Pillow from the special pillow menu ... Experience stillness & quiet thoughts. Sage, safflower & orange blossom are blended to relax, soothe & prepare your body for a restful evening of deep sleep. I can't believe I haven't found a doggie spa menu!

Do not disturb!